THE NEW WILL ROGERS... everyone a winner!  From a friend!

I discovered that Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law Degree from the University of Virginia and a Degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and has a very unique sense of humor. 

Comment about Cuomo lecturing us: "It is like a frog calling you ugly."   – La. Sen. John Kennedy

"This election in Ga will be the most important in history, but you have nothing to worry about unless you're a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!" – La. Sen. Kennedy

La. Sen. Kennedy has described Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

 "You can only be young once, but you can always be immature." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.” – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Always follow your heart ... but take your brains with you." – La.  Sen. John Kennedy

 "The short answer is ‘No;’  the long answer is ‘Hell No.’" – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "It must suck to be that dumb." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Go sell your crazy somewhere else ... we are all stocked up here." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "She has a billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!" La. Sen. John Kennedy

 La. Sen. John Kennedy said on Wednesday that he “trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel."

 "You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots" – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "This is why aliens won't talk to us." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "What planet did you parachute in from?" – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 "Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should." – La. Sen. John Kennedy

 La. Sen. John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down! 

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